Time for my annual playoff prayer:
Our father who art in The Tank, hockey be thy name. Thy playoffs begun, thy will be done, a seed be won on ice, as well as in the stands. Give us this day our daily hockey sticks. And forgive us our penalties, as we forgive those who cross-check against us. Lead us not into elimination, but deliver us to victory. In the name of the fans, Lord Stanley, and in the name of the Sharks. Now and forever, Amen.